This morning I was perusing the list of the top 10 books college students are reading right now and #9 caught my eye. 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth. Really? What happened to Catcher in the Rye?
I have never heard of this book before...but maybe it is just something going around like the Chuck Norris jokes from my day. But let me tell you, I would punch a turtle in the mouth! This weekend I got out of my friend's car to move a turtle out of the road and when I picked it up, it projectile shot some nasty liquid waste all over my leg with the force of a garden hose!
That's the last time I intervene with nature! Good luck on your next suicide mission, Turtle!