Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Steelbow Prayer

O God, we beg Thee in Thy ineffable wisdom

To decide who you like better, Tebow or your Steelers Nation

Please let both teams play on Sunday without any inuries

Especially protect your Tebow from the onlsaught that will be upon him

When James Harrison, Lamarr Woodley and Troy Polamalu bring the onslaught,

And hit Timmy like he has never been hit before…please protect him…

He’s gonna need it

And may your mighty hand come down and deflect any passes he may get off prior to that

And we beg Thee, o Lord, may you bring speedy health and recovery to

Big Ben’s and Pouncey’s ankle, Woodley’s hammy…and the rest of the list that is too long to read

O Lord we ask you this day to channel the skill of Franco Harris to the body of Isaac Redman

The speed of Mike Wallace to Mike Wallace….never mind….thanks for hooking us up for that one

And the strengthy of Jerome Bettis to that Clay guy

We thank Thee O Lord for listening to our pleas in advance

And giving the Broncos fans the strength to fight through their post game tears

In the name of the Rooney’s Art, Dan and the other one

AMEN!


Apparently, if you try to buy tickets for this game online and put in your western PA zipcode, the website won't let you purchase tickets. The Broncos coach is also telling Broncos fans to not sell their tickets to Steelers fans! Oh yeah, it's Tebow Time!

2 comments:

  1. Oh the benefits of the local radio stations talking about the 'Stillers' all day, every day....but really, it should be a good game!

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